Guaranteed way how to skip school and not get blamed for it

Here is a quick tip if you feel like you just really don't want to go to school, but you need a great excuse.

First step: Get depressed. (society sucks so this should be pretty easy)

Second step: Fuck your life up and wait for depression symptoms.

Third step: Realize that you now have the symptoms, for example tiredness and sleeping problems (these are the key to this tip).

Last step: Go to bed, set your alarm and wait for the sleep to come. Since you can't sleep well anymore, you are going to stay awake for several hours and when you finally fall asleep, you won't wake up to your alarm. Then you wake up too late to go to school anymore and you can just text your teacher blaming your sleeping problems. They can't get angry and you just succesfully skipped school. Congratulations.

So I hope you enjoy this small tip. If any of you doubt whether this works or not, it does. I can assure you that this is 100% gonna work. I speak from experience.